Ho ho ho. On this very day of Christmas Eve 2010, Playmate DeeJay Rhiannon busts her latest mix PornStep with the new underground sounds of dubstep.
DeeJay Rhiannon – “PornStep”…
Artist: Deejay Rhiannon
Title: PornStep (DJ mix set)
Comment: Intro edits & mastering by Hashmoder (Omar Hash)
In Rhiannon’s own words…
No this mix does not commemorate any kind of pornographic performance debut. Playboy is where I start and finish my nude modeling escapades. My naked a$$ isn’t going beyond the 2-D realm anytime soon. PornStep is simply the title of one of the tracks in this mix — which one exactly is very obvious. And, word of warning, the track right after that one is likely to make you vomit.
To me, Dubstep is pornographic. It’s like dirty obnoxious animal sex. And I love it! My manager says that I look like I’m having an epileptic fit when I dance to Dubstep. I can hardly disagree. My eyes glaze over, my legs and arms flail like a 90’s candy raver, and I become completely unapproachable. I would imagine, however, that having an epileptic fit does not leave you with an afterglow reminiscent of a mind-blowing orgasm, like dancing to Dubstep does. It’s incredibly empowering to connect with ‘extra-large’ music like that (it is my theory that if Dubstep wore clothing it would wear size XXXL). I recommend that all who haven’t yet dabbled in a Dubstep dance floor do so immediately. It is incredible. So much so that upon seeing me dance at the “Church” Sundays Dubstep night in Pomona, my manager was inspired to book me there for the very next Sunday to open for the insanely awesome DJ/Producer APX-1.
MY DEBUT SET
Ummm… Flattering offer but… This is a hardcore local, underground scene. It’s a tight-knit group of well-educated regulars and resident artists, a family, a culture. If I was going to pop up out of nowhere and lay down a live DJ set for these people, I was going to have to do some serious homework! So that’s what I did. Prior to that day I had only really listened to Dubstep, I had never attempted to mix it at length or with any kind of sincerity (my manager didn’t mention this little detail to the promoter of course). But I didn’t let him down. In less than one week I became a Dubstep DJ and put together this set of tracks for my live debut set. Well, the first two thirds anyway, the rest I just added for the sake of including them in the mix so I could listen to them without pause in between while driving.
This is basically a collection of the main tracks I’ve been jamming to in my car for the past year or so. If you are a Dubstep connoisseur you have probably already heard most of these songs. My goal was to compile and blend my favourites, not to be cutting edge or even that underground, though bits of it are. The first half is nitty gritty and explores the cockles of your cockles: bass, filth, womp, grime, explicit sexual lyrics and all that fun stuff. Then there’s a taste of that yummy dub reggae stuff, and I couldn’t exclude my fave track by the biggest midget in the game, Lady Sovereign. The last bit gets deeper and more vocal, but still hot as f#ck. The last few tracks are guaranteed to have you writhing in your panties.
40 tracks in 80 minutes. No I was not on speed nor any other kind of illicit drug when I recorded this mix. I was simply… playing quick mash-up. It was really fun. There’s plenty I would change and tighten up if I had more time to prepare and re-record it but I had to get it out in time for the holidays for reasons disclosed in the first track. So, bringing this monologue to a close… Friends and fans, here’s wishing you a Merry Dubstep Christmas and a bangin’ New Year!!!!!!
Thanks again to the grand master Omar Hash for sound-designing the intro and mastering this entire mix like the true Jedi Knight he is. Hit him up for all your audio engineering needs folks!! Hashmoder’s contact page here.
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